Splatter: on FILM

Titans clash in the throng as the epic battle for world domination ensues. The quintessential caricature-ized talking heads of the world gather, nuke briefcases in tow. One push of the red button and…obliteration.

Only the specially trained forces can stop it.

Bruce Willis, the original Joe, must tag in for this one last ride.

The Rock has enough deep ocean glances into his own soul via the camera lens to constitute a romance.

If you’re looking for Shawshank, Platoon, or even a Mission Impossible, you’ll need to check those expectations at the door. This is a live action cartoon. It’s loaded with guns and amo, Americana, and good old fashioned explosions. And, according to my dad, there is never a bad explosion.

You go to G.I. Joe: Retaliation to see big stars play every kid’s favorite 80’s action figures live on screen doing what kids back then could only dream was possible.