a sonnet in 14 lines
The world may cry for Michael Bay to pay
For this atrocity Transformers 4
Explosive robot action sets the stage
For Autobots, Decepticons at war.
Mark Wahlberg plays the poor inventor dad
Who fights to rescue Optimus, the Prime.
Resenting daughter’s favorite Irish lad,
She cries, explaining all with “Dad, he drives.”
Your expectations low, you may survive.
No story. Endless end-of-world type threats.
The power swords bring dinobots to life
And oddly that’s when Stanley Tucci sweats.
Three hours of my life I can’t get back,
The age of MY extinction come to pass.
Great little sonnet, on this dredged up vomit
That execs made 100 million, the first week on it,
lol 😀
Reblogged this on Rant&Rave .
As a writer and long time Transformers fan from way back in the 80’s I loved this movie because it was way better than the last one and had better characters, an action packed story and more developments in the Transformers saga which will make me want to catch the next one when it comes out.