THAT THING YOU DO (1999) movie review in haiku


Spartacus drummer

One hit One-ders tour U.S.

So, take us there, Skitch

Directorial 

debut for actor Tom Hanks 

Playtone Galaxy

Charlize got her start

Captn Geech Shrimp Shack Shooters

most quotable film

Lennie, the comic,

Bass, Guy, and Jimmy – alone

in his principles

Song stuck in your head

Try in vain to get it out

It’s that thing you do

 

 

The world will remember the music of Adam Schlesinger who wrote the Title track of this film and so many others. He died April 1st, 2020.

 

 

 

TROOP ZERO (2019) Amazon original movie review

Zero to hero. Christmas Flint is a tiny girl with a dream. She wants to win the scout medal and be chosen to send her voice out into space on the ‘77 Golden Record. Since her Mama died and became a star, Christmas has been trying to find a way to reach her. So, she bands together a crew of outcasts to win merit badges and perform at the final competition; the prize is a spot for their voices on that Record!

McKenna Grace, Jim Gaffigan, Voila Davis, and Allison Janney lead this perfect cast of misfits to gold.

It’s a rare film that you rewatch knowing that you’ll cry. This one sits up there with family films that I’ll always love, quotable comfort films that changed us and will be overplayed because they heal us somehow, films like “The Kid” and “Hook” and “Inside Out.” Add Troop Zero to the list and be inspired (even through that wild, uncomfortable end scene).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T–8VQ9tQgs

PARASITE (2019) movie review in haiku

 

Metaphorical

Rocks should not determine your

Future life of crime

 

Click on pic for TRAILER:

If the director had

Made it a comedy, the

End would have made sense

Jealousy runs deep

You’ll kill with peaches – or knives!

why the Oscar buzz?

Exploding toilets

Flooding poor houses, why must

privilege smell worse

ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (2019) movie review in haiku

Haiku review:

 

Tarantino burns

Tate history and hippies

Brad, Margo, Leo

 

 

Click the picture below to watch a behind the scenes with Tarantino:

Scene: 

TRAILER: 

Rating: earned the R with true Tarantino-esque violence at the end and language throughout. 

THE FAVOURITE (2018) movie review & haiku

THE FAVOURITE (2018) movie review

Director Yorgos Lanthimos created the most uncomfortable, modern, mean, and sexually charged period palace story you’ve likely ever seen. This throws layers and layers of proper Elizabethan costuming over a simple survival of the fittest – all competing for the favor of one crazed Queen.

The country at war and in uproar, yet she needs constant affirmation about her looks and attention to her needs.

Emma Stone finds herself face down in the mud and must find ways to enter the palace and stay in the good graces of those in power or station above her. Rachel Weisz basically runs the country as confidante to the Queen, played perfectly by Olivia Colman.

Two women play the same game with very different motives, forcing a modern audience into the most modern of period pieces to ask what they would do in dire circumstances like those – save your country or save yourself?

REVIEW in HAIKU:

ladies in waiting

Victorian bourgeoisie

use sex to control