ARRIVAL (2016) movie review

arrival-gifStunning. Director Denis Villeneuve has created a Malick-esque dream beauty, like frosting over a well-crafted sci-fi cake. Arrival pushes viewers to appreciate language, love, and time spent in wholly new and extraordinary ways.Jeremy Renner as Ian Donnelly in ARRIVAL by Paramount Pictures

I loved it. It married my nerd-loves as language acquisition and grammatical structure met science fiction. In it, an accomplished professor, a linguist, is charged by the military with the impossible task of communicating with an alien species that has dropped down to earth in a shell-like ship. maxresdefault-3In translating the alien language, she learns much about herself, of course.arrival-movie-amy-adams

It seems simple enough, but it embraces pain and loss as a central concept within its discovery and curiosity.thumbnail_24812In 5th grade, schools took whole classes for an overnight field trip to the Science Center downtown Seattle, and we visited the longhouses and dinosaur exhibits and slept in the planetarium. With the stars overhead and dinos to my left, I felt transported by curiosity, allowed to dream beyond space and time, moved by the importance of single moments in time and how single choices affect the universe. See Arrival like that. Sit in awe for a few hours and be inspired by all that collaboration and kindness can produce.

It isn’t really about aliens and first contact. It’s really about choosing love even when you know it will involve pain.maxresdefault-4

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SELMA (2014) movie review

maxresdefaultSelma is a place, not a woman. There is a bridge in that town, made famous by the people who walked it one day so long ago. It was a time in history that I was not taught much about in school. It seems strange that something so defining in our culture would be glazed over, but shame can make cowards of any of us. Shame should follow any acts that make us bullies over any other breathing souls. That guilt is the first step in repentance.selma_bridgeSelma Movie Poster 2015This film is as much about guilt as it is about glory. Martin Luther King Jr, portrayed so beautifully by David Oyelowo, is a heart-heavy reverend burdened by the distant dream of true freedom. Even after laws are passed, people’s hearts must turn in order for the world to see change. This takes even longer that the breadlines of bureaucracy. Selma was the staging ground for the peaceful protests meant to catch the attention of all colors and encourage the mass to end the mob. It takes so much more kindness than we think it will, so many exhaustive examples of turning the other cheek before we know which side of the story to believe.selma-castMy brother calls me a fighter. I don’t know, but it might have been tempting to join Malcolm X so long ago because it felt like results spurred on by action. What X could not see was that brutality has no timeline and once a fight, always a fight. King, however, was determined to win in the only way that actually buys freedom. He had to fight for peace with peace.selma-movie-oscars-3This film, though somber and slow, a documentary pace, was still watchable, King and his comrades all likable. My only beef is that it oddly boasted real footage, actual phone conversations, word-for-word speeches for one side only. Even the typed timeline at the bottom of the screen follows only King. All of the scenes with the President, Alabama’s Governor, and any other government officials were off the record. Left to right: Tom Wilkinson plays President Lyndon B. Johnson and David Oyelowo plays Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in SELMA, from Paramount Pictures, Pathé, and Harpo Films. SEL-13350This singular perspective that worked so hard to prove one side sadly worked to discredit the whole story by omitting information. I wanted the whole truth. I watched for it like we would any villain’s backstory. Well written editorials must, at the very least, present both sides. But thank God almighty for bringing freedom at last after the decades of injustice.selma-movie

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THE HUNDRED-FOOT JOURNEY (2014) movie review

one-hundred-foot-journey-0514This journey of one hundred feet may have begun with a single step, but its message of redemption will reach a million hearts.

om-puri-in-the-hundred-foot-journey-movie-3Despite its droll title and Oprahbook-boasts, The Hundred Foot Journey won me in moments with enchanting characters and gorgeous scenery. My writer friend Joey and I inhaled and sighed at the same moment and for the same interval. I believe that defines “breathtaking.” It is charmingly funny with heaping dollops of family friendly foodie dialogue. The pièce de résistance is its story of two diametrically opposed peoples at “war” who eventually show grace and offer a new sense of home. Redemption. Relationship.

THE HUNDRED-FOOT JOURNEY“Food is memory.” Do any flavors or scents take you back to specific moments? I went to a funeral as a child and the church was littered with Easter lilies. To this day, I smell stargazers and am immediately back in the viewing room filled with sadness for that loss. My mother’s baked bread is Christmas. What are some of yours?

My father’s early dream of inventing “smell-o-vision” would have helped with the array of redolence and flavor throughout this film. Somehow the pungent spices of India still emanate from the screen. Truffle oil wafts from the curtains. Tomatoes are meant to be eaten like apples. Béchamel and hollandaise sauces await you in the lobby. Do not go to this film hungry.

image008-560x374In this film, food is beauty, is skill, is art, is life. It is given great reverence which pairs nicely with the art of hospitality teaching us to rest in the moment, to put grievances aside, and to appreciate friendship for all of its potential sweetness.

PLAYING FOR KEEPS (2012) movie review

It’s a travesty. Don’t let the sweet abs of Gerard Butler or his Scottish accent lure you into this trap.
I’m pretty sure it’s unscripted, allows every character to play hyperbolically to the crazy-person persona, and took perhaps 3 days to film. It’s horrible. I tried to watch it with a group, and when our shocked groans grew louder than the film, we paused and decided unanimously to turn it off.

One plus hours in, Butler is still avoiding time with his son to bed down the soccer moms who ridiculously lure him in. This is awful. How anyone could buy in to his gaining a moral compass after the first hour is beyond me. That’s obviously the goal: bad dad turns good. Reverse the role, and this becomes the hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold scenario, and we’re just not buying it.

Discussing toe-nail clippings is more edifying…and perhaps more entertaining. Please spare yourselves.

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BEST from 2010 (older post…housekeeping)

BEST in 2010

1.  Inception – It’s a total ride – with a kick. Love the now easy reference to totems as much as the anti-gravity fight scenes. It felt real – and oh-so-matrix. I enjoyed it immensely for the visuals and the story as well as the stunned audience reaction at the end. Great stuff.

2.  Red – Refreshing spy games as I’ve never seen them. Don’t let the aging cast fool you. This film is sexy. It’s delightful and sexy. Bruce teases with his low whispering voice and action-star moves. Helen Mirren only gets cooler – and not Betty White cool, but like Alias moving-into-season-2-for-Alias-fans kind of cool. Malcovich is appropriately insane, Richard Dreyfus is the perfect villain, and Mary-Louise Parker successfully plays the love interest slash giddy rookie (shocker since I thought she’d be the weakest link). Karl Urban & Morgan Freeman can do no wrong. See it. Win. Win. It’s Lost Ark cool in its slick post-card transitions and clever dialogue.

3.  Sherlock Holmes – Guy Ritchie, you did it. You stepped up your game and made a family film. I love the brain of Sherlock at work, the detective as portrayed by Robert Downey Jr. Jude Law was the perfect Watson. Unexpected delight.

4.  The Social Network – Smart. You know what I mean when I say smart. Witty, fast dialogue. Not the comical Gilmore-style, but honest, genius material.  The writing matched the Zuckerberg character in true autobiographical fashion. Known, but a mystery. Our protagonist’s character is in question until the very end when Rashida Jones demystifies and encourages the hero. His foil, the likable front man, beside and against him the whole time, was perhaps my favorite character. Two scenes made the film for me: the entire opening sequence from argument through the tension-framing scored opening credits, and the race on the Thames – voiceless yet as elegant as a ballet and as telling as a novel.

The journey of Facebook, only just begun, is happening as we speak. It’s the equivalent of a modern day Neverending Story.  Now Bastion’s story is online and we can click a quick change of status and then friend him. Just like that.


5.  Knight & Day – Tom is crazy and an action hero. Cameron is a dizzy but beautiful blonde. Go ahead, play to your stereotypes and own them fully. Fast paced and funny. Well done.

 

6.  Toy Story 3 – Summer. Childhood. Joy.

 

7.  Alice in Wonderland – Stop hating. I liked it. No. No one liked Johnny’s dance at the end. But stop being so bitter about it that you miss the developed story based on the Jabberwocky poem that we memorized in 4th grade, the stellar costuming, and the lovely Miss Wasikowska.

 

8.  Shutter Island – Incredibly detailed filmmaking. Love the twists. Love Leo. Love Mark Ruffalo. Love the colors & symbols & storms & life. Didn’t love the language and extreme violence. Watch as a thinker and as a student of film.

 

9. Exit Through the Gift Shop – Documentary. Brilliant. Brilliant Hoax? Film is art.  This makes you think – as Banksy would want.

 

10. Iron Man 2 – A classy sequel? Certainly anticlimactic, but well done nonetheless.

 

 

WORST of  2010

Valentine’s Day – A sincere try at sincerity, with real heart, and almost the entire Marshall legacy destroyed from within. I’m destroyed within.

Leap Year – I thought Amy Adams could act. I thought that Anglophilism was a common vice. I thought it could work. Her green eyes. His Irish brogue. Nope.

The Last Song – I wish with all of my heart that it would have been Miley’s last song. Sparks supposedly wrote the part for her. I feel it was aptly titled.

The A-Team – I will say it again. Why, Blue Eyes, why?

Eclipse – Twilight, Episode 3. In which Bella must choose between the dark side or the, uh, dark…side…

Salt – I want to forget it so, so much. I want to keep forgetting it for as long as I live.

Charlie St. Cloud – Tragic. Zac sees dead people, even dates them. Bad premise. Ok. It’s just all bad.

Life as we Know it – Reminds me of another potential equivalent= Love Happens. Remembering both of these so-called Rom-com-esque chick flicks makes me sick inside. Eew.


FORGETTABLE of 2010

Clash of the Titans – remake in CG 3-D action with “that guy from Avatar”

Date Night – Tina + Steve Carrell = endless off-camera hilarity and about 15 min of on.

Letters to Juliet – Love the hair-brushing scene. It makes me cry. So does her incessant lip-biting.

Robin Hood – gets rid of the hood, and the story, and the accent, and the point.

Hereafter – Here, forever after, this will remind us that Eastwood is getting closer to his afterlife and that this makes Matt Damon really sad.

Morning Glory – watch the preview. It’s actually sweeter than the movie itself, and one bite is just enough of that meal.

Eat Pray Love – This was a tough one to categorize. It’s not a best or worst. I will think of it, and I suppose, remember it, but I didn’t love or hate it. I suppose in that lack of feeling lies the essence of a forgettable film. Sad. Sad like this movie made me feel. Oops.

HONORABLE MENTION 2010

Prince Of Persia  – Jake was a believable action star, and it was clean fun.

City Island – quirky but lessons learned

Tron – Don’t miss it big screen.

Dawn Treader – I wasn’t disappointed, and I LOVE the book.

Jaws – My first viewing happened in 2010, so I have to add it since I see why people keep devouring it!

Happy FILM watching in 2011!

 

 

THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN (2012) movie review


I was told to bring tissues. If only confusion made me cry…

The spoilers below are ponderances following this odd film.

In short: memorable characters say purposeless lines in search of little plot.

It was Benjamin Button for kids – not a compliment. The Greek playwright Euripides once said, “Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing.” Though I consider this a futile quest, I followed his request and sought help and insight from the two brilliant minds in the picture below to review and discuss this film. Here are many of our questions:

Timothy –

  • Why the leaves on his legs? Leaves made of steel? Oh, well if Edward had scissors for hands…

    Why the endless arm stretching when the sun came out? If he lived in Arizonawould he just stand like that all the time? Is that how he gained his super strong leaf strength? Why did Timothy know so much? Was he from the future? WAS he a tree? They planted him. He sprouted. He knew them. Did he believe in God? Is that why the gardener turned gospel singer in the end? Did the fall season correllate with his leaf loss. Why did he gift his leaves? Some of his leaves turned color. Others didn’t. Why no warning that he was leaving…or should i say leaf… no. Sorry. Too soon.

    The Town –

  • Can you base a movie on a writing utensil? – Stanleyville, home of the pencil. Very small town. Does one factory a whole town make? Jennifer Garner works in a pencil museum without mention of the boredom factor…odd.
  • Who is the crotchety museum lady?  The boss of the town? Was that drawing scene way too creepy?  Too Titanic.  And why did the town erupt in cheers when the same woman said my favorite line from the film: “If this boy can grow leaves from his legs then we can make pencils from leaves!” What does that mean? How do those connect at all?The Director –
  • I can’t tell if this film was pro-adoption propaganda or a subliminal drug / anti-drug campaign. ???
  • What’s the lesson to be learned here? Stop crying. Get tipsy. Bury your hopes in the garden. And you’ll get a Timothy who matches all your dreams??? Please say no.
  • …the gardener singing in the choir at the end? Who was that guy? Was he ashamed of his…faith? of his…green thumb?
  • Shouldn’t Timothy have come from an egg or a meteor? Like Superman or Condorman?The Family –
  • …the odd sibling rivalry? “My kid’s better than your kid.” Does that really happen to that extent? Is anyone ever that cruel to adopted children? “Now that my accomplished musician kids have performed in their home recital, you get up here and perform little boy…” Cruel.
  • …the most inane marital spat caught on camera to date? “I’m not the worst parent in this house.” ” Yes you are.” “No I’m not.” “I’m the worst.” “No I am…”
  • Who lets angry grandpa with a nasty arm pummel all the little kids at dodgeball? Parents stood around and supported this guy who usually doesn’t get invited to these surprise family picnics…?
  • …family recitals?The Girl …I saved her questions for last…
  • Why would a mean, emo, teenage girl with no friends or family to speak of choose to spend all of her time making weird hippie tree art with kid she doesn’t know?

  • Is she only attracted to those that hurt her?
  • Could she not have been given just a few lines in the movie  so we could understand her purpose there? Her one line, “Duh,” just didn’t do it for me.
  • She obviously felt super kindred with him because of her unsightly but completely hidden birthmark…?
  • The boy is 10 years old, and he chooses to “love and be loved by her?”
  • She shows up carrying signs, “I’m with ‘0’?” It’s too much.

 

Little Timothy is sweet, guileless. He can’t help himself. Jen Garn & Joel Edgerton were great, funny.  Sadly, even the 0ver-explanatory framed narrative couldn’t offer connection in this very odd tale.

On the Cinema Massacre of July 20th, 2012 at the Dark Knight Rises premier

My cousin, Denny has now served more than three years in Iraq. His perspective was possibly the most adamant that I have heard since the Aurora shooting at the Dark Knight Rises premier. “If you were planning to see it, then you HAVE to see it. If you don’t go to that movie now, terrorists win,” he said.

Fascinating. When it’s a hit from home, we rarely call it terrorism. But, the term derives from terror. The Joker, ala Heath Ledger (reverent R.I.P.), called himself an agent of chaos. He collected money to watch it burn. He inflicted pain to watch aftermath. Perverse, and too real now.

We cannot comprehend the chaos of that night any more than the horror and sorrow of the days that follow.

Facebook was littered with posts from people who have decided “never to go to the movies again.” And, so many “liked” the post promoting a visit from Christian Bale in Batman garb to the children’s hospital near Aurora. I’m pretty positive that Batman is perhaps the last association they’d like to see walking in. A man in a dark costume of any kind is a bad idea.

Certainly actors, directors, cinematographers, and theater managers also wept when they heard of this tragedy. Nolan released a statement calling the movie theater his “home.” Yes, he too felt this attack, as we all did.

Nolan wisely cancelled the Paris premier the next day, just as teams of movie theater employees gathered to brainstorm ways to make the theaters feel safe again. Surely, in step with airport security, protocols will increase.

This incident wounds the art and creativity in all of us, but we mustn’t let it. Truly in the chaos and echoing news stories, we feel fear. The team who made the film Dark Knight Rises, no doubt, felt that their efforts had been wasted.

Psalm 20 begins, “May the Lord answer you in the day of trouble,” and continues in verse 7, “Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the Lord our God. They collapse and fall, but we rise and stand upright.”

Stay tuned for my Dark Knight Rises review… coming soon.

Oscar Predictions 2012

Confession: my Oscar picks rarely match the Academy’s choice winners. I can’t help it if I’m a sucker for the underdog. But, loving a loser in this case still means loving a nominee. Second runners up dodge with dignity but remain eternal favorites.

BEST ACTOR nods to Brad Pitt‘s tux,  but George Clooney should take it home for his distraught dad in The DescendantsGary Oldman is still too creepy despite his beloved Commissioner Gordon in The Dark Knight. In the end, Jean Dujardin will accept in French for his perfect Gene Kelly joi de vivre in The Artist.

SUPPORTING ACTOR? Kenneth Branagh in My Week with Marilyn.

Though The Help will put up a good fight, this Oscar for BEST ACTRESS belongs to Michelle Williams for her Marilyn Monroe. And Jessica Chastain is up for playing my favorite character in The Helpbut she should have been nom’d for Tree of Life.

It seems the true battle cry will rise up between the DIRECTORS – all deserving. The Artist Michel Hazanavicius, The Descendants Alexander Payne, Hugo Martin Scorsese, Midnight in Paris Woody Allen, The Tree of Life Terrence Malick.

Malick may not show, Payne may be all show, Allen would dance the jig if he got it, H will bring the dog along, but the night will belong to Scorsese.

Hugo might just take BEST PIC’s statue home. But I believe that all the feel-good films that fight or first will sit it out while the little, lower budget, love song of a silent film The Artist takes first.

It’s a good year for Oscars and a decent year in film. They open with the red carpet, and the show begins at 4pm, Feb. 26. Download a ballot and cast your votes, or get the Oscar App free this week.