ROGUE ONE: A Star Wars Story (2016) movie review

 

rogue-one-international2jpg-f9a2d0_1280wThis beautifully filmed next installation sets audiences up for New Hope in an episodic, non-J.J. prequel, but sadly Rogue One feels like a visually stunning attempt at expensive fan fiction cosplay.

Young Jyn Erso must find the father she lost and with her band of raiders retrieve the plans for the original Death Star and return them to the Rebellion before the Empire can destroy any hope they have left. Erso, foster raised by rough and tumble marauder, (Forest Whitaker), begins her new life as she escapes from a prison transport. Despite her tough upbringing and current status, her character sways calm, soft-spoken, even tender with only a bit of street-smart fighter in her.rogue-one-character-posters-tall-c-1536x864She befriends the newest droid addition: a tall, almost Real Steel-esque bot who drops one-liners like parade candy. Erso’s small Rebel battalion also includes a repetitive blind ninja and his gruff and grubby sidekick protector, as well as an angsty Rebellion fighter called Cassian.

The episode was a consistent build to New Hope, especially the final ten minutes with Vader, claiming concept from all over the Star Wars…now universe. So much throwback, but sadly so little development. New locations and random characters litter the first act with only a few anchoring moments to enjoy the nods to original SW films. When costumes and even cinematography matter more than the relationships of the characters, the film suffers.  They introduce too many borderline superfluous people and use CGI as a crutch rather than a tool to bring 1977 back to life with technology that will most likely be outdate in a year. The emotionless Polar Express faces look more Snoke than Vader.r1-teaser-thumbnail-swcom_fe43a937Meanwhile, the weak script sadly weighs the action down. Formula without mystery is story structure without voice. Characters announce each move, “I am going to go over there and then light it up.” Even heroic speeches felt like glib driving directions. “I will find out how to find them.” Audiences should get to play detective by engaging curiosity and problem solving before the film leads them to the destination. Even the final line was too much given in an already simple, dark, and scattered story.

DOCTOR STRANGE (2016) movie review

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1451361354753Delightfully surprised by this one. It had the best effects to date, and I was equally won by humor and lighthearted giddy snark as Benedict Cumberbatch embraces his Marvel side. The pace of the film somehow works despite the constant embedding of exposition in tectonic spinning and explosive flair. It’s rather beautiful.b1755ef0-6f4d-4d73-b792-e08ee2086cf8Some may complain about the heavy-handed mysticism present, but Strange himself keeps the Film leveled as a man of sarcasm and science.doctor-strange-fr-670-380Log line it: when a self-centered brain surgeon tests fate one dark and stormy night he is left incapacitated without the use of his hands, so his medical quest leads him on a spiritual journey – one which forms his heroic destiny.doctor-strange-movie-tilda-swinton-benedict-cumberbatchDr. Strange will return and with him a host of Marvel merch and intertwined storylines. Those infinity stones have birthed quite a following from Hydra to heart-valves to Galaxy Guards with great musical taste. Now they have a mystic who can control time, and somehow it works.

MAGNIFICENT 7 (2016) movie review

magsevengunSeven against an army. Denzel Washington, leads a misfit gang of hired guns including Chris Pratt and Ethan Hawke to rush in and protect a town from the greasy, greedy bad man who threatens, steals from, and kills some of the poor, sweet, good-looking settlers. So when Denzel takes his “dually appointed Marshall” badge and secret revenge in to take out the tan trench-coated baddies with six-shooters, it’s High Noon meets Three Amigos.magnificent-seven-2016-images-washingtonBesides the group goal to go out guns blazing, the town prepares for war building giant spike gates and booby traps. Even so, without the Seven the town would have collapsed against the Gatling.images

Despite the dry and often delayed line pacing, the scenes work and the dialogue doesn’t get old. It didn’t feel overly Pratted with his one-liners. It has its Good, Bad, & Ugly tribute stares and lovely cinematography, and the actors give the sense that they had a blast making the film.

the-magnificent-seven-2016-haley-bennettNewish actress Haley Bennett made the film more believable by riding out in tears and fighting in tears. She didn’t play the triumphant heroine, or the oppressed female. She showed an honest side to gun-slinging and territory claiming. She bootstrapped and got to work letting the battle begin, come what may.magnificent-seven-2016-castSo much killing was to be expected, but if they’d decided to go beyond the pg-13 rating, it would have been a bloodbath. How do we care for one specific life on the screen when so many are expendable? Surplus cowboys didn’t make the number of deaths easier to palate.images-1

Overall, it’s probably a 7 / 10. Fun and playful, but disturbing if you stop to consider body count, even in the Wild West.

JASON BOURNE (2016) movie review

jason-bourne-matt-damon-julia-stilesBourne’s still got it in this fresh-faced replica film. Still running. Still fighting. Still ghosting his way through crowds in major cities and defending himself with found kitchen ware.Jason Bourne (2016) He’s like an all-American Bond with MacGyver’s intuition. Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vickander, and even Julia Stiles ride along to stop the world-threatening madness by outsmarting one another, getting to Bourne first, and attempting to win him over.jason-bourne-movie-poster-matt-damon

STAR TREK BEYOND (2016) movie review

new-star-trek-beyond-photosJustin Lin is decent at picking up where a film franchise leaves off and keeping the action hot. His direction of the muscle-car mania Fast & Furious film events proved him worthy to handle the inner space destruction and emergency landing of yet another downed Enterprise in this fast-paced sequel. His explosive take on Trek feels more like a tricked out ancient episode than a full feature. While the action soared, the characters rambled and paused. Sadly, what lacked was finesse in emotional moments.did-you-spot-this-ancient-starfleet-ship-full-star-trek-beyond-trailer-breakdown-the-c-986786

I applaud Simon Pegg for taking on a summer blockbuster. I have to admit that the writing here felt like space-filler serving a moving action plot which lacked continuity and soared to an anti-climax. It wasn’t enough inner conflict to make the captain and first mate question whether they liked their jobs enough to stay in them. star-trek-beyond-idris-elba-as-krallIt also felt like a jumble of too many recently viewed plot points: the hive mind movement was very Ender’s Game, the “Sabotage” replay felt like a forced nod to JJ, and the new character Jayla, (actually oddly named for Lennifer Lawrence), shows little if any connection to her namesake or imagination as she is a cut and paste of Ray from Star Wars (2015) as she shares all of the same skills, attitudes, and basic backstory?STAR-TREK-BEYOND-104-1200x675

I don’t know. Give us a weapon meant to destroy the universe and a bitter demented madman wielding it. Yes. Great. But then at least follow up and show us what happens to it and give us more than ten minutes of Kirk on a bike fist fighting to fix it.kirk-bike

It’s fun. It moves. It’s got throwback allure and on-screen pizazz, but it just left me feeling a bit like Spock looked the whole movie: emotionless but confused and dealing with the complex mess in front of me. hqdefault

I’ll give it a 6.5/10

 

GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) movie review

ghostbusters-2016-movie-trailerA veritable cavalcade of specters parade New York’s busy streets, and “who you gonna call?”

The new generation of Ghostbusters are equally as bumbling and goofy as their predecessors. But these spirited hunters have Ph.Ds and new talents and toys to help them take down the prevailing spirits. They “ain’t afraid of no ghosts.”PHeiDZe8WJg8hl_1_lThese SNL favs and friends know how to get a laugh. They are made to entertain. They laugh at themselves first, and it works. These funny women of New York have taken Hollywood by storm and come back to town with bigger names and top billing. They’ve earned it. Chris Hemsworth also runs havoc as the team’s dimwitted receptionist and top poltergeist target.ghostbusters-2016-reboot-movie-review-chris-hemsworthWhether or not it works in the box office, it pays proper homage to fans and original stars. The script works and the team gels. It’s funny, playful, sarcastic, and fun. In a cultural twist, it’s the female ensemble that consistently objectifies men. Well, one man. Just Chris. And who can blame them for that? Not I.

I give it a 7.5 / 10 and I’ll see it again!

INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE (2016) movie review

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I am both shocked and delighted to report that I loved the experience of watching Independence Day: Resurgence and would even see it again. It’s odd to think that the original ID4 holds a pleasant, nostalgic spot in my heart, but it must. And now, twenty years later, the gang is all back (sans Will Smith). He gets the nods, but the star fighters of the next gen, including Liam Hemsworth with his Han Solo swagger, quickly fill the gaps.

Independence-Day-2-Resurgence-Super-Bowl-AdIt’s all a quirky throwback, like a good Star Trek film, but it’s set on planet earth with a much larger alien enemy and the understanding that when we won the last big Fourth of July battle, they were going to come back for more. It’s like a sci-fi Home Alone story starring the classic Jeff Goldblum, his snarky father Judd Hirsh, and the indelible Presidential figure Bill Pullman. These three and so many more come together to protect our planet and everyone we love using every last possible opportunity to get the bad guys before they destroy the place. If you loved Jurassic World, this movie is probably your cup of tea.

The surprisingly smart script sports a simple premise and witty dialogue enveloped in braggably brilliant special effects.92037

My dad loved it and got his one father’s day wish when we took him to see this movie. He loved the first one and was not disappointed by this long-awaited sci-fi sequel with promised almost planet-wide destruction. Space battles ensue in an all-out last ditch effort to save humanity from a core-sucking space alien species.

XMEN APOCALYPSE (2016) movie review

Oscar Isaac plays evil villain mutant god, Apocalypse, who seeks world domination through destruction and mind control. Same old. Same old. Cool make-up though.imagesAs a magnet for mutant power, he gains control of all. Believing he is a god, his thirst for ultimate dominance forces an 80’s Care Bear stare-down in yet another civil-war type super-battle. X-Men-Apocalypse-Trailer-HavokMcAvoy charms. Fassbender feels. Jennifer Lawrence glows.UnknownTop game for many seasoned pros now surrounded by debut newbies who work equally as hard to show off their powers and prove their places in the legendary Marvel universe.xmen0002The 80’s can actually be a tough period to pull off in a film. It’s easy to slip too far down the rabbit hole of crimped bangs, fingerless gloves, fishnets and hightops. Add leather strappy boots and reference Coca-cola, and I guess you’re half-way there. The filmmakers also often made it feel like an 80’s sitcom’s Christmas episode rife with flashbacks of famous favorite family moments.
x-men-apocalypse-quicksilverSadly this X installment is more promise than payoff, more flashback than Flashdance. A few glaring missteps:

  • Nukes launch and … sit suspended in space?
  • The character “Apocalypse” is all-powerful, but needs help? … from his flippantly chosen crew? …is not decaying but wants Professor X’s tiny, crippled body to live in? …or was it his mind. hmm…xmen-bald
  • Magneto is under the Apocalypse spell, but so quickly won over by words of friendship from his shape-shifty blue comrade Mystique
  • The Professor’s crush on Moira McTaggert (Rose Byrne)… without a wink or a glance at the end?
  • Apocalypse can grow in the mind world, but the Professor can’t?
  • Apocalypse can enter the Professor’s mind, but not Jean’s? x-men-apocalypse1
  • They explained the Xmen connect to the Cold War, but was the world nearly destroyed in the 80’s and we just miss that in the history books?
  • 90% exposition, 10% action? x-men_apocalypse-posterThe tagline is “Only the strong will survive.” Perhaps they meant the fans.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016) movie review

captain-america-civil-war-tv-spots-imagesCap’s pal Buck is back and Winter soldiering on. civil-war-steve-buckyOnly the Captain believes there is good in his friend, and Cap can keep his fists up all day.captain-america-civil-war-helecopter-imageThe world demands accountability for the collateral toll taken during city battles. As long as there are Avengers, there will be conflicts challenging them. Circular reasoning, but the stats back it up. Unfortunately, a few bad guys with vengeful vendettas know that the best way to break up a team is from within.3049298-56d4dfc9cdfd2Make them fight themselves, and as it says in scripture, “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”captain-america-civil-war-trailers-clipsThe team, indeed, divides over political issues and faces off only after acquiring a few more helpful fighters on each side. They recruit Ant Man, the beautiful Black Panther, and a fresh new Spider-Man for the front lines. Spider-Man-CostumeThey seem to put civility back into Civil War, as it begins in a glass meeting room with kind conversations between our two power houses. It builds to what seems like a fight for fun, a wits-to-fists stand-off until it gets personal.captain-america-civil-war-still-1

captain-america-civil-war-robert-downey-jr-chris-evansKnowing it can’t end well if they keep it up, Widow walks the fence to bring peace.Captain-America-Civil-War-Spider-Man-Web-_trailer2The action to exposition ratio feels even and seamless in this the best Avengers series franchise film yet. It’s well written as characters continue their own arcs in character development, and remain consistent in both dialogue and story.  This film is also shot beautifully, often putting viewers at hip and fist level so we step into the shoes of different Avengers as they fight. videothumbnail_captainamericacivilwar_disney_86d796aaThis empathy may help maintain viewership for what is already being called the biggest film in the world. Perhaps the world will seek, as the each of the Avengers eventually do, redemption and reconciliation too.

THE JUNGLE BOOK (2016) movie review


image_d81b01b1I’m feel like I’m five years old. I’m scrunching down into the seat like it will swallow me, then I sit up fast so I can see over the heads in front of me. When the screen lights up, I am transported into the jungle full of life, of furry friends and foes, of survival. Everywhere, the joy-filled sounds of jungle conversations mingle with crunching popcorn bags and awestruck children.

maxresdefaultMowgli is just a little boy who must learn, as all others do, how to survive in his world: jumping over giant tree limbs, swinging from vines like an orangutan, singing with bears and monkeys, running from Shere Kahn, howling as the adopted son of the wolf pack.Jungle_Book_2016_70The screen goes dark after the final, gorgeous, framable shot of this art film closes with the unique credit sequence. The lights come up in the theater and the audience exits reluctantly, as sad to leave the jungle as Mowgli was when he realized he had to rejoin the man village. Director Jon Favreau, who also brought us Elf and Iron Man, made a masterpiece with this live action re-make of the 1967 Disney favorite. It stays true to the characters, the music, the art of the original. 2016_the_jungle_book-wideThe classic Jungle Book comes to life in glorious widescreen with the unmistakable voices and cadence of favorite actors like Bill Murray and Christopher Walken.  May the wonders of this kind of movie making never cease. It’s amazing to think that it was all made on a sound stage in Hollywood. maxresdefault-1Everyone old enough to appreciate the original MUST watch this film. It’s rare that I say I loved everything about a film, but I wish I had the ability to stop blinking and never miss a single frame of this perfect picture. See it, and live the beauty of the original film. Sit up close. Baloo, Bagheera, Mowgli, and every jungle friend will be your friend for life.