OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL (2013) movie review

james-franco-oz-great-and-powerfulSam Raimi directs James Franco well. Long lost are the hints of Franco’s Spring Break or his trips on the Pinapple Express. No, this is Franco the actor, Franco the deserving. He proves a multifaceted Disney-worthy come-clean heroic Wizard.  I had little hope for him, or for this film, but both were a delight.

It’s well-acted and beautifully manufactured. It’s a Disney ride in itself, splash drops and all. It’s magical and illuminating, but too scary for smaller viewers. Witches prove truly wicked or purely good, while munchkins dance and fight as they should.  Each character proves endearing, especially the girl from Chinatown and the primate sidekick. The story delights and comes full circle along with each of its characters, adding new insight into the origins of the famous 1939 favorite The Wizard of Oz.

I look forward to seeing it again.

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JACK THE GIANT SLAYER (2013) movie review

jack-the-giant-slayer-banner-poster1CGI may have had its heyday, but great casting, writing, and acting can never be overdone or overrated. This is a great cast.

Every year seems to sprout fresh remakes of old fairy tales. This delightful film only adds to the cannon.Jack-the-Giant-Slayer

Of course there is a beautiful and strong-willed princess to rescue. Of course a twisted and corrupt fiancé is hungry for the throne. Of course the hero stands as underdog.

Likable Jack (Nicholas Hoult) uses his layman’s skills and passionate heart to save the day, make his father proud, and come out on top.

Stanley-Tucci-in-Jack-the-Giant-Slayer-2013-Movie-ImageStanley Tucci steals the show as the cruel fiancé, and Ewan McGregor wins a close second as the captain protector.

It may be too frightening for children, but this story is lovely and well done. jack-the-giant-slayer-ewan-mcgregor

LIFE OF PI (2012) movie review

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Even as a small boy growing up in India, Pi was hungry for religion.

This film is gorgeous. It is also disturbing and heart-wrenching, but gorgeous. Ang Lee directs beautifully this tragic survival story.

life-of-pi-movie-poster-25-1Most of the film takes place on a lifeboat with two characters. It’s very Hemingway meets Tom Hanks that way. You miss Wilson.

The point is, you never feel safe in this film. Death waits for Pi at every turn.underwater-shot-from-life-of-pi-the-movie

A child behind me in the theater was crying through a lot of it asking her mom to take her home. The mom kept saying, “it’s not real. It’s ok.” That mom was wrong. It is real. And this movie is not okay for small children. Though he is telling the story and we know that he lives, the tiger called Richard Parker remains a wild animal with raw instincts, and many many die.

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This film is packed with life lessons.

Pi is ever grateful to whatever gods he chooses to thank. I am not grateful enough to my creator God daily for my life, my very breath.

I forget that the very people and things I am most afraid of still need to be cared for. It is this care that fuels his drive to survive. If we are to survive the pitfalls of this life, we must learn to care for one another.

JACK REACHER (2012) movie review

jack-reacher-movie-quotesIt’s like a wild western without the west. A shoot-em-up. All action and suspense.
Jack Reacher has a classic feel. You can tell that the writer/director, Christopher McQuarrie, (best known for Usual Suspects in 1995, Valkerie in 2008, and Tourist in 2010) and cinematographer, Caleb Deschanel, had fun making this movie. (Please check out Caleb Deschanel on imdb – his list is astounding, and I love the work he did on The Natural in 1984). Their work gives Reacher a  ‘gang’s all here’ tone. Classic.

JACK REACHER This one felt sort of Dirty Harry minus the 70’s. This was clean. Not quite Bond-clean, but the same notion of one guy fighting for justice, finding truth, choosing fists over firearms.jack-reacher-tom-cruise-robert-duvall Add Robert Duvall as owner of the gun range in the heat of national gun issues and it becomes memorable. Also, the quintessential blonde fights with her powerful brain…as if to say, take that trophy wives.rosamund-pike-as-helen-rodin-in-jack-reacherTom Cruise, though not the expected 6’5″ action star, is a small ultimate fighter. Face it. Cruise is not just an actor. He’s a movie star. Every shot is a hero shot.jack_reacher-003 And Reacher is funny. Cruise is a hard-punching bruiser with touches of the comedian. Great timing. It made me appreciate even more his role in the action comedy Knight and Day (2010) with Cameron Dias, in which they play roles that mock their own action hero/ dumb blonde stereotypes. Enjoyable.

jack-reacher1I liked this movie. It had just enough suspense mixed with heart and quirk to make it likable. And, though very violent, the camera moves away just before the most intense moments leaving to my imagination what many films glory in. I can’t watch gore despite my personal nom de plume of “splatter.”
The bad guys still get what’s coming to them. Perhaps this does feed what fellow film lover and theologian Alister McGrath calls a “perverse sense of justice.” He explains that most good guys retain hero status by showing mercy and sparing lives. Batman refuses to kill the bad guys, to take a life. Frodo and Bilbo spare Gollum. But for some reason, some of us crave brutal justice. We want to see the one causing the evil to taste his or her own medicine. Hence Tarantino films designed to feed the craving and grant the wish that the Jews had taken out the Nazis and the slaves had fought to win their freedom.

My sister said Reacher was missing small people with big hearts who are friends with long bearded old guys wearing pointy hats. She should have seen Hobbit again instead.

Here Comes the BOOM (2012)

121009030625-here-comes-the-boom-movie-story-topKevin James becomes a UFC fighter to save Henry Winkler‘s music teaching career.

Salma Hayek issues band aids, ice packs, and good advice while pro fighters laugh, punch, and pray before meals.

It’s a little bit Nacho Libre meets Mr Hollands Opus …meets School of Rock?

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Believe it or not, it’s really likable. You appreciate Kevin James’s vaudevillian foibles and multiple transformations. I’ve never before appreciated UFC, but I think I could now.

James also reminds teachers everywhere that their jobs, no matter how daunting, are worthwhile and that friendship, education, and music are passions worth fighting for.

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THE HOBBIT (2012) movie review

ImageI have to respect Peter Jackson no matter what. Doesn’t he basically employ New Zealand? Even if not, Aragorn is on the side of a plane, Tolkien is a household name, and 3-hour epics are no longer reserved for ancient greats like The Ten Commandments and Gone with the Wind. My family watches these together, and we have dubbed our family home “The Shire.”

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Jackson did endeavor to make this epic unique by filming in 48 fps (frames per second), when most films are shot in 24. I suppose this was to send a constant reminder that this is not just another installment of LOTR.  An hour into Hobbit Part 1 in 3-D, however, my brother asked if my eyes had adjusted yet. No. And I’m not certain that they ever quite did.

The 3-D and 48 fps somehow made this epic feel like a British sitcom. The perfection of every image was like watching HD ultra – super realistic, like Pixar fur. Hair and make-up was still flawless, of course, so Jackson’s attention to detail has not changed.

Everything moved quicker, except the storyline. Bilbo’s internal conflict is deciding if he is worthy of an adventure, or brave enough for one. His external is being accepted into the new fellowship of 14 – all dwarves but one and Gandalf, who is lovely as usual.

The main Dwarf Theron is played by an incredible actor, Richard Armitage, (seen recently in Captain America as the Hydra spy who shoots the professor and gets chased down by Cap).

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Of course Hobbit had incredible special effects. It made me want to scour the books for details. I thought that the “riddles in the dark” sequence was perfect, making our Gollum truly pitiable. “Twas pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand.”

Still, I left wondering what was missing.

I think they forgot to help me fall in love. This episode lacked a dashing ranger from the North and kindly blonde elf, though two moments with Lee Pace almost cured me.
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Audiences need to care deeply about characters, and dwarf mannerisms leave much to be desired. It felt like another Snow White cast at times, singing eating belching fighting dwarves who can’t help but put Bilbo and the elves down. Bilbo too seemed selfish and worrisome – hardly the pure-of-heart Frodo that I expected.

Don’t worry, Mr. Jackson: angry super fans haven’t turned on you like they did Lucas for making JarJar. My sisters still call themselves Hobbits, and they will go see it again and wait for the special featured extended edition to be released before they buy it. Who knows, people may even add the grotesque Goblin King to their figurine collections.

And, I’m afraid I’ll have to go along for all three films because It’s a worthy quest. I have always wanted to  hunt a dragon.
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A favorite blog preview on this film came from someone very close to me. Here is a poet’s take on the day of the Hobbit: http://anniemaeblog.wordpress.com/2012/12/12/twas-the-night-before-the-hobbit/

SKYFALL (2012) movie review

Elegance in action, the blond Bond returns with intentional swagger. He’s aging, and the underlying truism of this tale is that people age like wine, only improving upon acquaintance.

His word remains as good as his name, and “M,” as Dame Dench is called, stands poised for a bit of explosive field work of her own.

Ralph Fiennes joins up. But it is Javier Bardem who stuns, as usual. Out of his John Waynish trustworthy norm, Bardem pulls off a deeply paradoxical brash and hideous alongside the posh effeminate – a brilliant foe for our blessed patriot.

Looks may fade, but neither bullet nor brunette can take out a Bond.

PROMETHEUS (2012) movie review

Ridley Scott directs a perfect cast for this brilliant ride. Thrilling and intricate, the storyline intoxicates and lays foundation for the rest of the Alien films by the same director.

Alien (1979), staring my beloved acting coach Tom Skerritt and Sigourney Weaver, pulsed with trepidation, the stuff of true horror flicks. The magic is in the mystery, as they say. You wait for so long and see so little, but the heart races and pounds with increased dramatic irony because we don’t know what’s around that corner. This film holds back and reveals in the same widescreen way. It’s the stuff of true cinema, storm theory included.

It is Michael Fassbender‘s character, David, who throws the greatest wrench into plot give-aways and best guess-ables. He is the mimic, the learner, the emotionless android. It’s unclear until the end whether his character is friend or foe, hero or psychopath. He is, after all, the gateway opener, the translator, the well-studied journeyman, the outsider. His story is the most fascinating and most detailed. David would have been a fun character to write and act for these reasons. His character obsesses over Peter O’Toole‘s title role in Lawrence of Arabia (1962). The parallels in place sync as they should, just as Damon Lindelof, writer of the Lost tv series, plans. Scott executes scenes with cinematic beauty and brilliance.

Oh, it’s gross. Don’t get me wrong. It wouldn’t be a precursor to Alien (1979) if it didn’t have its exploding heads, strange alien worms, an entire abdominal surgery, and a dangerous woman-with-ax sequence. It’s so classic it works. I can’t wait to see it again, and now I’ll know when to close my eyes.

Watch for: the halo crowning the virgin mother figure, the storm, the sly finger in the glass, and so much more. Stay alert. The clues are everywhere.

Retraction Note: My sincere apologies to the descendants of Peter O’Toole. I meant NO disrespect when I originally noted Sir Lawrence Olivier in the title role of Lawrence of Arabia. I’m afraid I did not do my homework. Thanks to the kind reader who set me straight.

THE BOURNE LEGACY (2012) movie review

Matt Damon spent the trilogy discovering his mad new skills and putting them to good use protecting himself from assassins while piecing together the puzzle of his broken memory.


Jeremy Renner knows his story, perhaps too well. He’s haunted by the known. He knows his skills, how he got them, and potentially how to keep them. Therein lies his quest.

This film opens with the flattened puzzle sans one piece – Bourne. So audience members begin to feel smarter than the best brains in the film. Then before we know it, we’re sucked in again to a parallel story. We are driven by curiosity and respect for the guy who can sense what’s coming and know how to take out any assailant with bare hands and the random makeshift weapon. It makes you wonder if the dreamers behind this series watched a lot of MacGyver growing up.

This film rides the rollercoaster of action sequences. Down time for Norton to strategize and yell at people. Renner running icy mountains. More Norton talk time. More Renner running, now in hotter climate. Add Weisz. Run. Talk. Run a ton. Out.

Bourne was never alone. The operations were endless. The interactions infinite. This is not the end of Bourne.

TOTAL RECALL (2012) movie review – OR – Emily Dickinson at the movies


SPlatter’s movie review:

Wake up.

Ask what is real.
Fight IRobot Storm Troopers.
Rescue Biel.
Save the world.

It’s a fiery-paced action ride with trust issues. Watch it if your hungry for 100% action and a decent amount of facetime with Colin Farrell.

I’m not exactly sure where this next bit came from, but I imagined that a film like this would be quite a shock to the system of an ancient literary figure. So, I attempted to write a review from the mind of a favorite poet. Here are her potential thoughts on this film:

Emily Dickinson at the movies

by S. Platter

If I see a film and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can warm me, I know that it is sci-fi.

In darkened room I waited

Eyes frozen, open wide,

For frame to frame unfettered

Moved time on glowing picture tide.

The characters, half-clothed,

Seemed so happily in love

That I thought I oughtn’t spy them there

In voyeuristic hove.

 

But they seemed yet undaunted

by my own presence there;

we were drawn in fast by sudden pace

and inoffensive gore.

The future in my present

Some men seemed made of steel,

And women swarmed and mannish moved

Demonstrating how I feel.

 

To fight for men, for causes yet

To sense the pressured pulse,

I was confused, but centered still,

Made stronger by the rush.

I know not when I’ll see again

Such glow of pace and force,

But God himself must meet us there

When future is past once more.